May 2013
claryfry:
how many followers do i need before i can successfully invade russia
p1kachu:
not sure if that’s my original thought or a text post i’ve seen before
laurenwasplayingwithstickers:
sansawiles:
robinrealhood:
welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper
Why is there a dog in the middle?
Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
ghost-anus:
ghost-anus:
accidentally offending a good friend
purposefully offending a bad friend
fruitpunchg:
“ooooohhh” i say as i still dont understand
therealhamster:
anyone wanna make out… a check to me for 500,000 dollars
guniwfool:
dillondean:
thug life? more like hug life. come here
adamusprime:
i see you’re paying attention to someone who is not me. why is that.
chaozus:
dude dont tell anyone but i put brownies in the weed
i wish people followed me for my blog not my perfect ass
April 2013
thisdaysux:
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
1 tag
winchesterbr0s:
hesmybrother-hesadopted:
czarnoksieznik:
beesmygod:
“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”
it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing
what in the shit pissing fuck
This makes me really chuffed.
This post is quite egregious
shadowrawrs:
strawberrydaydreams:
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
March 2013
minxe:
you know what you could have instead of children?
a nice house
a nice car
really nice shoes
diamonds
open weekends
vacations that aren’t “child-friendly”
nice things in general
basically whatever you want because children are expensive and material things don’t grow up to resent you
urinatings:
georgewashington:
what a faggot
watch your language u were a president
professional-pineapple:
mmmerry:
so today in ict we were making home page buttons
and the teacher said ‘make it more professional’
so i just
i swear to god
February 2013
Touché
Mom: I'm worried about your addiction to tumblr
Me: There are 9 million of us
Mom: There were a lot of Nazis too and that didn't make it okay
i don’t even remember how i found the people i follow or how this became my blog or how i found this site what is this
godful:
tips for running faster
1) hot guy infront of you
2) creepy guy behind you
